|Click: RED LIKE PENNIES|
|Click: DARK LIKE DESIRE|
|Click: BLONDE LIKE BARBIE|
I know Whorrified is usually a sweet, sugary mountain of fluff drizzled with delicious, decadent snarkasm. But there have been some sombre developments in my personal life and so for today, I have some serious matters to discuss.
I need to talk to you about ... my hair.
Anyway, what I'm looking for here is a little input. Click on the captions, above, to see the unretouched versions of what I look like with red, blonde and my natural dark hair, and feel free to weigh in. Please, no "I'll shave you bald again if you like" suggestions. Dildo correspondent, I am lookin' at YOU.
Editor's note: What IS it with you and Carrot Top?
My note: Just this: he scares me shitless. You know those nightmares you have as a kid when a demon clown is chasing you through the streets trying to catch you and kill you? That friggin clown looked EXACTLY like Carrot Top!
Editor's note: So red's out, then.