Tuesday, 29 January 2013

I THINK WE ALL NEED TO SEE THIS RIGHT ABOUT NOW

HOLIDAY INN, PUERTO VALLARTA, CIRCA 2008
A scantily clad mermaid who bears an uncanny resemblance to me glides up 
to the swim-up bar. "Just one more tequila sunrise, por favor. Last one, I promise."

The problem: January.
The solution: Mexico.  
Sunshine. Salt water. Azure skies. Swim-up bar. Palm trees sighing in the warm Caribbean breeze. Tequila. Bikinis. Barbecued shrimp on the beach.Tequila.
Just thought I'd share this image with you. Remember this when you cannot stand even one more second of winter. Relief is just five hours and two shot glasses away . . . 

Editor's note: You said "tequila" twice. In the solution part.
My note: Will you please bite me.