Friday, 25 January 2013

IT'S FRIDAY! WHO WANTS TO NIBBLE MY YUMMY LINKS?

JENNIFER LOPEZ IN FULL DIVA MODE 
Note the thigh-high PETA taunters and 
the insouciant "looks like I'm waving but 
I'm actually giving you the finger" gesture.






Jennifer Lopez is probably my favourite celebrity. And here is why: Because she is a capital "D" diva who rides both sides of the crazy bus. Sometimes she is the ultimate style icon who rocks head-to-toe couture, and other times she is a fashion disaster who mixes her breeds (see The Cougar Wore Leopard, left).

In the past few years she has been both a demure married mom who stayed home with her twins and sang boring duets with her husband and, more recently, a cradle-robbing divorcee who wears see-through unitards while the paid help, also known as backup dancers, crawl all over her onstage. (And I described that pretty literally, but click here in case you need a visual.) 


Sometimes she is sweet and giggly and signs autographs like she's just Jenny from the Block, and other times she is Joan Crawford, summoning front desk staff to have maids beheaded when they dare to knock on her hotel room door. ("WHO GOES THERE?"  
It's me, Conceptione. I just wanted... "GUARDS! SEIZE HER!") 

Yes folks, Jennifer Lopez is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get, but it is always delicious. CLICK HERE for a link to an assorted selection of J Lo's cream-filled bon-bons.