Friday, 11 January 2013

IT'S FRIDAY! WHO WANTS TO SMOKE MY RAGGA LINKS?

'I WAS JUST HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND'  
Photo/CreStock


There are a lot of very obviously false rumours going around about Canada's favourite singing eunuch, Justin Bieber. For starters, some sneaky rat who partied with him posted a slew of pix of the Biebs holding what is clearly just a big weedy home-rolled cigarette in a blunt wrap and now everyone thinks the Biebs is smoking the reef. Puh-leeze. White Canadian boys JUST DON'T DO THAT!

Days later, the Biebs' bodyguard, who looks way too old to be protecting anyone but osteoarthritic spinsters, sued the Biebs for assault. Which can't possibly have happened because people who smoke weed aren't violent!

Incidentally, Justin Bieber's mentor, Akon (note to self: whatever happened to Akon?), says he's going to give the Biebs a darn good talking-to about this alleged weed-smoking incident. Tommy Chong, on the other hand (note to self: he's still alive?) is so proud of the Biebs he could burst. CLICK HERE to see Tommy making almost no sense at all as he rationalizes the Biebs' healthy new habit.