|'I WAS JUST HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND' |
Days later, the Biebs' bodyguard, who looks way too old to be protecting anyone but osteoarthritic spinsters, sued the Biebs for assault. Which can't possibly have happened because people who smoke weed aren't violent!
Incidentally, Justin Bieber's mentor, Akon (note to self: whatever happened to Akon?), says he's going to give the Biebs a darn good talking-to about this alleged weed-smoking incident. Tommy Chong, on the other hand (note to self: he's still alive?) is so proud of the Biebs he could burst. CLICK HERE to see Tommy making almost no sense at all as he rationalizes the Biebs' healthy new habit.