Monday, 14 January 2013

PLEASE ENJOY RESPONSIBLY. (READ INSTRUCTIONS)

THE BAR IS NOW OPEN . . .

Liquor and chocolate, together in one handy receptacle. Whoever invented these is a genius. Usually I'm in such a hurry to ingest these bad boys I don't even look at the box. But when it fell into the garbage can face-down recently, I noticed these instructions on how to properly eat a booze-filled chocolate, and it is nothing like how I usually eat them. (Unwrap frantically. Insert into mouth whole. Crunch once. Swallow.) 
And all along I thought I was eating these things the right way. I could have DIED! 

Because I care about you deeply, I'm providing the instructions, below, for your consideration. Please read carefully. (Caution: May require many hours of dutiful practice eating.)