Thursday, 31 January 2013

PORN STAR'S ENGORGED ORGAN GIVES HIM A SCARE


porn star ron jeremy, ron jeremy heart, whorrified,
PORN STAR RON JEREMY 
Though he looks the picture of health an
maintains a spartan lifestyle, apparently 
little Ronnie is a mere mortal after all.  
Photo/CreStock

 
Legendary porn star Ron Jeremy is in critical condition after suffering an aneurysm and driving himself to the hospital, using his legendary appendage to man the steering wheel while he clasped his chest with both hands. (I made making that part up. He used his feet.)  

And I really want to make fun of this but I'm afraid the poor bastard is gonna die, so I won't. ... Hmm ... OK just this one thing: I don't know why I find Ron Jeremy's medical emergency so amusing but I'm sure it has something to do with the fact that his porn name is The Hedgehog. Which pretty much tells you everything you need to know about what he looks like naked. 

Editor's note: Er, yes, well, best wishes for a speedy recovery, Hedgehog. I'm a huge fan of your work.