Wednesday, 2 January 2013
RIHANNA'S NEW YEAR LOOKS A LOT LIKE HER OLD YEAR
Rihanna kicked off the New Year by proving that she plans to be just as much of an enabler in 2013 as she was in 2012, Instagramming a photo of herself in bed with Chris Brown with the message: "Good morning! Still haven't slept lol #hello2013." From which I think we can safely infer that they spent the night playing a rousing game of pinochle until Chris realized he was losing and punched her in the mouth. And I don't know about you, but I'm having difficulty keeping up with these two. Last I heard, she was tweeting ear-scorching expletives at him for sneaking off with his second-favourite enabler, Karrueche Tran, and telling an increasingly confused audience of millions that she's single again.
Editor's note: That was last week.