Monday, 28 January 2013

TREND ALERT: BABY'S GOT SOME BRAND NEW BANGS






Alert. Alert. Do not adjust
your screens. This is an emergency community alert. Repeat, this is an emergency community alert for the hairdressers of the Greater Toronto area: Please brace for a massive tsunami of clients descending upon your place of business this week. They will all be demanding bangs. "Give me bangs! I want BANGS, goddamit!"

This development can be traced back to a publicity still issued yesterday by Whorrified, taken by herself in her bathroom, like a weirdo, of her new bangs. (And may I be the first to publicly say they look awesome.)

First Michelle Obama, then Jennifer Lopez and now Whorrified. This officially makes it a trend. Bangs, people. You know you want them.