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Alert. Alert. Do not adjust your screens. This is an emergency community alert. Repeat, this is an emergency community alert for the hairdressers of the Greater Toronto area: Please brace for a massive tsunami of clients descending upon your place of business this week. They will all be demanding bangs. "Give me bangs! I want BANGS, goddamit!"
This development can be traced back to a publicity still issued yesterday by Whorrified, taken by herself in her bathroom, like a weirdo, of her new bangs. (And may I be the first to publicly say they look awesome.)
First Michelle Obama, then Jennifer Lopez and now Whorrified. This officially makes it a trend. Bangs, people. You know you want them.
