Wednesday, 13 February 2013

ALTHOUGH IN HER CASE IT'S CALLED INSTAGRAMA


And from our "Who Told Granny About Instagram?" files, Madonna was obviously eavesdropping on Lourdes' sleepover last weekend because suddenly she has opened her own her account. And I'm really happy about that because there weren't enough celebrities flooding Instagram with selfies of their boobs, butts, cleavage and so forth. Madonna kicked off her debut with a creepy photo of a sinewy, Absinthed alien drinking a martini and a closeup of her cleavage oozing cougar sweat, with the caption: "Cheers motherf***ers. I'm on Instagram!" So it's official. Instagram isn't cool anymore.