"THERE WAS A MEMO? I DID NOT GET THAT MEMO"
Katy Perry paves her passageway to hell
by flaunting the Grammy ban on exposed breasts
and "under-curvature of the breasts."
1) The underboob fatwah was completely ignored by Rihanna and Katy Perry and politely observed by Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez. Rihanna and Katy looked fantastic. Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez looked like crap. Ladies, you need to go out and get you an underboob dress.
2) And speaking of looking like crap, Adele got sat on by no less than four people who confused her for a chesterfield every time she stopped moving. Absolutely true.
3) Prince, the artist formerly known as weird, is still weird. And also appears to have had work done.
4) I don't know where the hell John Mayer got that ugly purple velvet smoking jacket, but I am missing an ugly purple velvet sofa cushion. And now I don't even want it back.
5) Drake's barber was unavailable so he let his friend's cousin, a sheep shearer by trade, have a go at him.
6) What the . . . ? Did no one else see that homeless dude impersonating Johnny Depp? Security!
7) And lastly, my favourite Grammy moment: When Jennifer Lopez's