Monday, 18 February 2013
BECAUSE YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR A PANDA HOODIE
Actually that might not be true. You might actually some day reach an age when you are too old for panda hoodies. And I'm just guessing, I'm no expert, but I'd put that age at around, oh, 83. Or 84. Which gives me decades, DECADES, of hoodie-wearing bliss before I have to hang up the pandas for good. So when I saw this sparkly, cosy, whimsical hoodie with pom poms and button eyes at Urban Planet on the weekend, I just had to have it. It was a total impulse buy, but in hindsight I am really glad I impulsed, because I don't know about you but to me there is nothing sadder than a woman in her older-than-forties who does not own a panda hoodie. Honestly. I think I'd rather be dead.
Got it from: Urban Planet, Cambridge, $25.
Glaring unasked question: But why was a woman in her older-than-forties shopping at Urban Planet (demographic, 12)?
Huffy retort: Because Mommy's Got the Menopause was closed. Happy now?