Friday, 8 February 2013


David Beckham, Becks, H&M underwear, Whorrified,
Who is the second-sexiest man alive? That would be David Beckham's body double, who makes several appearances in this viral Beckham in H&M underwear video everyone is losing their tonsils over. 

So, yes, apparently such a person does exist and while that sounds like too much to ask even of God, it's not as great as it sounds. Because if you read the fine print, the body double is used for the "smaller parts." Which are not the parts we women are interested in.

And while we're on the subject of this video, I watched it and have since concluded that I am not normal. (In fact I'm beginning to worry that I'm not even human and not just because I recently found a whisker in a place where only men and German shepherds should have them.) In case you haven't seen it yet, it features a sinewy Becks racing through the streets wearing nothing but skivvies, slippers and a frown. It's a beautiful little video and every woman I know is gagging for it. 

So I watched it, and ... meh. Why, he's just a little fella, I find myself thinking. With hairy legs. And, what is it that's bothering me here ... can't quite put my finger on it ... ah! Got it! Needs less metrosexual. 
What's that? I'm NOT human? *pulls out dog biscuit, nibbles pensively* Okay then. 

EDITOR'S NOTE: Jesus. I was trying to keep that body-double story quiet. But now you have forced me to admit that I WAS THE SECOND BECKHAM ON THE GRASSY KNOLL.