Thursday, 7 February 2013

BEYONCE'S ILLUMINATI PEEPS HAVE A POWER OUTAGE

I'M NOT SAYING BEYONCE IS A DIVA OR ANYTHING ...
But the woman has "people" to adjust her dress. And also to seek out and destroy unflattering pictures of her. That second person might be getting fired, as might that guy on the left, who is so transfixed by her golden butt he can't even think straight. 
Photo/CreStock


So all that jabbering about Beyonce being a member of the Illuminati turns out to have been complete horse pucky. Because if she had the kind of power these conspiracy theorists are ascribing to her, she would have been able to magically crash the world wide web when her request to have ugly photos of herself removed was ignored. 

The request was emailed to Buzzfeed by Bey's publicist after Buzzfeed  posted a selection of pics from Sunday's Beyonce Bowl performance, some of which are super sexy and some of which make her look fierce. And by fierce I mean she looks like an angry tranny having a shat. 

Alas, Bey's publicist is also not a member of the Illuminati and is also stupid, otherwise she would have realized you can't edit the Internet. Once the pix are out there, they're out there. So by sending an email requesting removal of the ugly pix, and specifically stating which pix (#5, 6, 10, 11, 12, 19 and 22) are "the worst," all you are doing is ensuring that a whole lot more people are going to click on this link to see pix of Bey looking like an angry tranny having a shat.  
Unless, of course, you send out a subsequent email saying "And if you DO look at these pix, we know people who can make sure that you will go blind. Cuz we can do that. *diamond sign* You've been warned." 

EDITOR'S NOTE: And since I did not get that second email, I feel confident in sharing this link to the ugly pix and to the publicist's email. (Personally, I'd say #13 should have been flagged too.)