Wednesday, 27 February 2013

BRUNETTE BRITNEY MOBBED BY THRONGS OF VAPOUR

WHAT THE ...? IS THIS SOMEBODY FAMOUS? 
Britney Spears has dyed her hair dark 
and now her fan can't even find her.  
Photo/CreStock


Britney Spears had to be escorted out of a Target store in L.A. by security because she was being mobbed by nobody. Absolutely nobody batted an eyelash at the sight of a drab, sloppy-looking Brit, who was buying a pack of gum. 

Because this is the sort of banal task you suddenly have time to do yourself when your career's heart has stopped beating and your eyes have taken on that dead, glassy stare that may mean you are tired or may mean that the gum is to help with that constant, meth-addictish urge to chew your own fingers off. 

I don't know, I'm just guessing, because like the hordes of non-existent fans, I wasn't there. 
Click here to see pix of Britney and her security escort and tell me, which one looks more bored?

Editor's note: Well, you mean bitch! The reason Britney wasn't being mobbed is because she is UNRECOGNIZABLE with her new hair colour.
My note: And yet a pair of monster sunglasses, a wig and a Goofy hat aren't enough to throw Beyonce's fans off the scent. Weird.