WHORRIFIED. BECAUSE GOSSIP IS GOOD FOR YOU: DRAKE DEPICTS TORONTO AS SNOWY, RICH PLACE. WEIRD

Monday, 25 February 2013

DRAKE DEPICTS TORONTO AS SNOWY, RICH PLACE. WEIRD

HE STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM
(If you can call Forest Hill the bottom.)
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Canadian rap superstar Drake has released a sizzling new video that puts Toronto squarely on the "cool" map. It's kind of embarrassing and yet also kind of wonderful how excited we get when we see it for the first time.
And by "we," of course, I mean "I." Yes I actually did squeal "OMIGARSH! That's Shoppers Drug Mart! Look! That's Forest Hill! Holy crows is that Drake's real MOM, in front of his real HOUSE?" Yeah. Don't pretend you didn't do the very same thing.

Click here to watch the video for Started From the Bottom. I'll give you five hundred and zero-ty bucks if you don't feel a little thrill of recognition.

Editor's Note: I auditioned for the part of the guy who films those two girls butt-dancing, but they said my hands were too shaky.

4 comments:

Insomniac's Attic25 February 2013 18:48
I'm cracking up at the post on your sidebar about Paulina Gretzky - The Great Ones - you kill me! Except I don't know how to comment on a sidebar post so I'm doing it here. Sorry Drake ... Anyhoo, Wayne must be SO proud, don'tcha think?
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debdundas25 February 2013 19:49
Oh dear, Paulina Gretzy is going to cause her daddy some Kardashian-style embarrassment ... very unCanadian of her...
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Marie Sutherland, Blogger25 February 2013 21:52
Well, Deb, she can blame it on her mother. Cuz that's who she got them from!
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WHOSE TATT IS THAT?

And now it's time to play Whose Tatt is That? You guys really aren't very good at this. Hardly anybody guessed the last one (Megan Fox) or the one before that (Nicki Minaj), which makes me despair about the state of education in this country. (Oh but you all know EXACTLY what time the liquor store closes, dontcha!) So here's your chance to redeem yourselves. Again, we are featuring a boobtastic celebrity, this time with tatts AND scabies. It could only be one person, really . . . CLICK THE PIC to see whose blood is totally infected.

A CUCUMBERED MOSS GATHERS NO WRINKLES

In case you're wondering why you don't look as beautiful as Kate Moss, it's probably because of this: Kate says she submerges her face in iced cucumber water every day. "It's a bit Joan Crawford, but it works," she says. Yeah and you know what else works? Being born beautiful and swearing off doing crack in public bathrooms with Pete Doherty. Actually just forget about the iced cucumber water and do that last one. Click on the pic for more outrageous piffle from the Gwyneth Paltrow of the supermodel set.

Photo: Deon Moritz