Monday, 18 February 2013

IS THAT A SALAMI IN YOUR POCKET OR AM I AN IDIOT?

GROCERY SHOPPING? 
No thank you. I might 
wind up on Rikers Island!

Photo/CreStock
And from our "Absolutely Not a Racist Incident" files, we have an NYC deli employee who never watches good movies accusing screen legend Forest Whitaker (The Crying Game, The Last King of Scotland, etc.) of shoplifting and then cementing his fate by publicly frisking him on the sidewalk. The pat-down yielded nothing but a black eye for Milano Market and a pink slip for the employee. 

Forest was understandably upset by the Friday afternoon incident but did not report it. However, as previously reported here on Whorrified, TMZ has secretly implanted every single celebrity with microchip cameras and so it went viral within hours. 

The employee was subsequently fired by the deli . . . and may I just say that dough-head got off lightly. I myself would have insisted that both his arms be amputated and his brain donated to science, since he isn't using it anyway.