|WILL WORK FOR BROWNIES|
Or cupcakes. Actually prefer NOT to work, but if that's what it takes, then ...
Hey! Is that Ding-Dong?
And when I say flying, you should say “how high?” Because two days after she left rehab she scored a medical marijuana card and is now stuffing herself to the eyeballs with ganja each and every blessed day.
And honestly, after that last episode, when she scared her 14 kids shitless by forcing them to sing "Have you seen the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the .... NO I'M NOT KIDDING, WHERE IS THAT GODDAM MUFFIN MAN?" outside on the sidewalk, everybody's relieved when it's Mommy's milk-and-cookies-actually-