Friday, 22 February 2013

OCTOMOM GOES ON STRICT HASH BROWNIES DIET

WILL WORK FOR BROWNIES
Or cupcakes. Actually prefer NOT to work, but if that's what it takes, then ... 
 Hey! Is that Ding-Dong? 
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All you people who think Nadya Suleman, better known as Bob Marley Octomom, still has addiction issues should feel ashamed of yourself. Because she has kicked her Xanax habit to the curb and exited rehab with flying colours. 

And when I say flying, you should say “how high?” Because two days after she left rehab she scored a medical marijuana card and is now stuffing herself to the eyeballs with ganja each and every blessed day. Snoop Lion Octomom says she needs the weed to keep herself from filming porn in front of the children help her stay calm. She gets the weed delivered to her home daily, in the form of cookies, brownies and other baked goods. Basically I'm thinking it's pretty much constant pastries at Casa Octo. 

And honestly, after that last episode, when she scared her 14 kids shitless by forcing them to sing "Have you seen the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the  .... NO I'M NOT KIDDING, WHERE IS THAT GODDAM MUFFIN MAN?" outside on the sidewalk, everybody's relieved when it's Mommy's milk-and-cookies-actually-nevermind-the-milk time.