Wednesday, 20 February 2013

RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE MYSTERY OF THE SPHINX

"COULDJA TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN? 
MY NOSE IS MELTING."
Here's Lil Kim, who adamantly insists she 
has not had plastic surgery. Just as I 
adamantly insist I still look 29
Photo/ CreStock 



It's Wednesday! Let's celebrate the staggering blahsomeness of this nondescript jour with a brain teaser. I know, I know, your mid-week brain can't take much teasing. 

But that's okay because this brain teaser was obviously aimed at a Grade 2 (or, as Hollywood calls it, Genius) level, because anyone with two eyes ... or even one eye and a monocle ... could solve it. 

I found it on Fox 411, where it is tantalizingly titled Celebrity Plastic Surgery Mysteries: Have they gone under the knife or not? And the first thing you see is some terrifying Asian woman who looks like she's made of wax ... Oh. Wait, no, that's Lil Kim. So you see where I'm going with this. This is a "mystery" like Does Britney Love Tater Salad? is a mystery. But go ahead and click on the link anyway. Because it's going to be Wednesday all bloody day.

Editor's note: I notice Joan Rivers, LaToya Jackson and Pamela Anderson are not on this link. That's too bad. I've always wondered if they've had work done . . .