Thursday, 21 February 2013

ROUND THREE: SCORES POINTS ON NAME ALONE


Who else is acting bonkers? Let's see; ah yes, we have Michael Jackson's 14-year-old daughter (who looks nothing like him, even a jujube's DNA is closer to his than hers is, but she's his daughter, all right?) giving up her privileged but deeply weird American upbringing to become a geisha. She ... what? (*Editor: Pssst mumble just dyed her hair.*) 

 Oh. Well whatever. I just go by what my own two eyes tell me. Here's a pic of Paris Jackson-San with her new jet-black hair.