WHORRIFIED. BECAUSE GOSSIP IS GOOD FOR YOU: ROUND THREE: SCORES POINTS ON NAME ALONE

Thursday, 21 February 2013

ROUND THREE: SCORES POINTS ON NAME ALONE

Who else is acting bonkers? Let's see; ah yes, we have Michael Jackson's 14-year-old daughter (who looks nothing like him, even a jujube's DNA is closer to his than hers is, but she's his daughter, all right?) giving up her privileged but deeply weird American upbringing to become a geisha. She ... what? (*Editor: Pssst mumble just dyed her hair.*)

Oh. Well whatever. I just go by what my own two eyes tell me. Here's a pic of Paris Jackson-San with her new jet-black hair.

2 comments:

debdundas22 February 2013 07:37
Well, the oddness does seem to be hereditary ... isn't that proof enough of paternity??
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Marie Sutherland, Blogger23 February 2013 01:03
I cannot argue with your logic, Deb. Or with anyone's logic. Logic is my Achille's heel...
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WHOSE TATT IS THAT?

And now it's time to play Whose Tatt is That? You guys really aren't very good at this. Hardly anybody guessed the last one (Megan Fox) or the one before that (Nicki Minaj), which makes me despair about the state of education in this country. (Oh but you all know EXACTLY what time the liquor store closes, dontcha!) So here's your chance to redeem yourselves. Again, we are featuring a boobtastic celebrity, this time with tatts AND scabies. It could only be one person, really . . . CLICK THE PIC to see whose blood is totally infected.

A CUCUMBERED MOSS GATHERS NO WRINKLES

In case you're wondering why you don't look as beautiful as Kate Moss, it's probably because of this: Kate says she submerges her face in iced cucumber water every day. "It's a bit Joan Crawford, but it works," she says. Yeah and you know what else works? Being born beautiful and swearing off doing crack in public bathrooms with Pete Doherty. Actually just forget about the iced cucumber water and do that last one. Click on the pic for more outrageous piffle from the Gwyneth Paltrow of the supermodel set.

Photo: Deon Moritz