Thursday, 21 February 2013

ROUND TWO OF THE BRAWL: AND IN THIS CORNAH

BOY OH BOY, GEORGE!
And speaking of wafer-thin, has anyone seen Boy George lately? ("You there, gaudy-looking homeless person. Have you seen Boy George lately?" "Excuse me? I AM Boy George!")
 
Yes, as revealed in a Twitter post, Boy George has dropped serious pounds and is literally half the man he used to be. He's within ounces of his goal weight and as soon as he kicks his two-pounds-of-eyebrow-makeup addiction, he'll be there! 

And while I cruelly assumed he did it all through tireless devotion to a cocaine habit, apparently he did it the old-fashioned way, by dieting, exercising, drinking lots of water and eating healthy. Dammit. I was hoping there was an easier route. Doesn't anyone BARF themselves thin anymore?