|COMMISSAR GERARD DEPARDIEU|
Just look at that rosy glow. The are only
two reasons a man ever looks like this:
1) he's pissed to the eyeballs, or
2) he's made of ham.
Well this is huge news for vodka distillers: permanently blotto screen great Gerard Depardieu has been officially registered as a Russian resident. His new address in the city of Saransk is 1 Democracy Street, which is almost as drama queen as the tax spat that was his reason for disowning his homeland of France in the first place.
Workers at Stolichnaya are reportedly apoplectic with glee. "Just think of all the overtime we'll get!" they crowed. (And my Russian is a little
Editor's note: There really should be some sort of international law against ever allowing Vladimir Putin and Gerard Depardieu to live within mingling distance of each other. This isn't going to end well.
My note: I'm not sure what you're implying, but whatever it is, my money's on Vlad.