Friday, 8 February 2013

SASKATOON PAYS GOOD MONEY TO SEE MARILYN BARF

WELL HELLO MARILYN MANSON. 
I SEE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER
The deathly pallor has returned to your cheeks 
and ... runny eye makeup and ... 
weird red marks on neck ... and ... 
wa-a-a-ah! Mommy! Make it go away!
Photo/CreStock

 
Oh thank God! Marilyn Manson is neither dead nor dying, he just looks that way. The slug-like rocker who creeps me out just by existing vomited onstage during a concert in Saskatoon last night (while singing Beautiful People; now THERE'S a visual), and, naturally, the audience assumed it was part of the act since vomit is one of the prettier things that come out of Manson's mouth. 

However, he then went on to convulse and pass out and basically just pulled a full-on Linda Blair, and it soon became evident that Marilyn wasn't foolin.' The concert was cancelled and Marilyn went back to his hotel room to puke some more.

Sources say he is resting up for his Calgary concert tonight and is feeling much better, and they know this because he is a much warmer shade of grey and has asked for his tranny-corpse makeup kit. That always makes him feel better.
Calgary, keep your distance. You do NOT want to catch what Marilyn has.