Friday, 22 February 2013

YOU LAUGH NOW, BUT HE COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR DAD

"EH, YOU LOOK FAMILIAH, LASSIE..."
 A size XL Hanes, I'd guess?
Steve Vas/Featureflash photo 
Remember Tom Jones? No? Well your mother does, I can guarantee you that. Because back in the day, before he turned into randy old leg-humping Uncle Billygoat, Tom Jones was the poor man's Elvis Presley. Only sheepier. And Welshier. 

Anyway, Tom had some pretty sexy hits back then, so far back that some of us sometimes wonder if he's even still alive. Which he is. Very much so. In fact he got dolled up for the Brit Awards recently (which I'd never heard of but apparently is this VERY BIG THING that Brits pay attention to when they're not ogling verboten pix of Kate Middleton in a bikini) and he didn't look the least bit pickled as a newt. Why would you even mention that? Here, click on the link to see for yourself.


EDITOR'S NOTE: You know what I wonder? I wonder what Sir Tom did with all those panties women used to throw at him. I mean they used come flying at him from all directions! He'd be drenched in knickers! My own mother, God rest her soul, threw a very generous pair of Fruit of the Looms at him once and . . .

MY NOTE: Ah GEEZ! *retching sounds*  I'm trying to eat my lunch, here!