Saturday, 16 March 2013

BRADLEY COOPER IS NEVER GOING TO GET LAID AGAIN

"Hey, gorgeous, wanna go back to my place 
and sit on opposite sides of the room 
so as not to upset my mom?" 
 Photo/CreStock
You would think being christened People magazine's SEXIEST MAN ALIVE would pretty much guarantee you a steady supply of willing and nubile young women. As well as not so young. 

And it would … unless for some unfathomable reason you started doing completely vag-blocker things such as allowing your mom to move in with you and cook for you and do your laundry because she’s widowed now and was really missing making casseroles and washing man-knickers. 
And you also start appearing in public looking like this. Isn’t that right, Bradley Cooper?

Editor’s note: Please tell me those are not his mother’s curlers.
Bradley Cooper’s mother’s note: You leave my son alone! He can wear whatever he wants! He’s a good boy, my Braddie is.