|"Hey, gorgeous, wanna go back to my place |
and sit on opposite sides of the room
so as not to upset my mom?"
And it would … unless for some unfathomable reason you started doing completely vag-blocker things such as allowing your mom to move in with you and cook for you and do your laundry because she’s widowed now and was really missing making casseroles and washing man-knickers.
And you also start appearing in public looking like this. Isn’t that right, Bradley Cooper?
Editor’s note: Please tell me those are not his mother’s curlers.
Bradley Cooper’s mother’s note: You leave my son alone! He can wear whatever he wants! He’s a good boy, my Braddie is.