|"I LOVE CHARLIE SHEEN SO MUCH!" |
I could just kiss him! But not sleep with him.
Because I've never slept with him.
At least not that I can recall ...
Yes, according to TMZ, from whom I scoop so much news I would actually consider paying them royalty fees except that I like to think I make their scoops better, Charlie says he's worried about the troubled young snortlet. He says he developed a "kinship" with Lindsay over
He also notes, with suspicious a propos of nothing-ness, that he has never slept with her and in fact "never laid a finger on her that wasn't on film." Which instantly makes me think, "Eew, he filmed it?"
Editor's note: Signs you've hit rock bottom: Charlie Sheen offers to mentor you.
My note: Why are you being so mean? That's my job.