Saturday, 2 March 2013

ERIN ANDREWS WANTS 50 TO KILL HER, APPARENTLY

"WHAT'D I DO WRONG, ERIN?"
 I mean look at me! I'm adorable, I'm rich
 and I accessorize like a mofo!
Photo/CreStock

I watched the Daytona 500 last week but somehow missed this priceless encounter between race reporter Erin Andrews and one of rap's biggest womanizers moguls, 50 Cent. Erin was traipsing through the crowds looking for Danica Patrick (before the race, obviously, because nobody was looking for her after the race) when ... HELLO! ... Fiddy pops out of the crowd. 

And here's where it gets tricky. 
As in "Well this is awkward." 
And now I'm just going to assume she slept with him because he sleeps with anyone who's blond and also because I know "I can't get away from this dude fast enough" when I see it. It was the soundtrack for my entire marriage.

I strongly advise you to watch the video, in which Erin not only dodges 50's embrace but also scurries to escape, because after you've seen this, any awkward encounters you have will be a piece of cake.

Editor's note: Click on this link and scroll down to the second video. Otherwise you get those stupid ads. I hate ads!

My note: Dear advertisers: please don't take that personally. I plan to fire him as soon as I find someone else who is willing to take constant verbal abuse and work long hours for free. Hey! I know! I'll just have another kid!