|Sweet, approachable Nicki Minaj |
scans the room for her next human sacrifice.
(Keith Urban, don't stand still too long.)
So if you are wondering, let me put you out of your pointless misery right now by assuring you you are missing nothing.
I tested this theory today by clicking on a link to an Idol clip titled "Nicki Minaj Scolds the Boys," in which Nicki tells three forgettable young men they suck epically while simultaneously giving her extensions a hand job. And for the life of me, I could not see why someone thought this video was worthy of highlighting. Because other than reinforcing the fact that Nicki loves her own weaves more than life itself, it told me nothing.
So embrace your decision to not watch American Idol, ever. Unless you enjoy watching Nicki Minaj berate people, in which case there are far better examples of her incredibly healthy ego ricocheting around a room like an overinflated balloon that just had a pin stuck in it. Such as here. And also here.
Speaking of divas, please also enjoy this Instagram pic of Mariah Carey wearing sensible, comfortable travelling gear as she boards her private jet for a vacation with "Nick and Dembabies." Sweet mother of crazy, I love this woman with an almost lesbianic fierceness.