|Astwood Beach, Bermuda|
That person in the pic is not me, obviously, because she is standing upright
rather than lying down with her face in a bucket of rum.
Photo: Bermuda Ministry of Tourism & Transport
As you read this, perhaps furtively at your desk while you are supposed to be working (excellent!), I am lying on a beach in sunny Bermuda. It's been a long and ugly bitch of a winter, weather-wise and otherwise, so I friggin' deserve this trip and I am usually the last one to give myself a break so trust me, I friggin' deserve this trip. If I am not completely blotto on the island's beloved Dark 'N' Stormy rum (named after my hormones), I will post a pic or two of
Adios for now, my friends, I'll be back. Probably.