Friday, 22 March 2013

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ME I'LL BE IN BERMUDA

Astwood Beach, Bermuda
 That person in the pic is not me, obviously, because she is standing upright 
rather than lying down with her face in a bucket of rum.
Photo: Bermuda Ministry of Tourism & Transport


As you read this, perhaps furtively at your desk while you are supposed to be working (excellent!), I am lying on a beach in sunny Bermuda. It's been a long and ugly bitch of a winter, weather-wise and otherwise, so I friggin' deserve this trip and I am usually the last one to give myself a break so trust me, I friggin' deserve this trip. If I am not completely blotto on the island's beloved Dark 'N' Stormy rum (named after my hormones), I will post a pic or two of whoever whatever strikes my fancy while I'm away. Hope you've got porn blockers!  
Adios for now, my friends, I'll be back. Probably.