|THREE THOUSAND BUCKS IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO THIS RAGING SEX PISTOL IS. |
Haha. Just kidding. I don't have three thousand bucks, but I bet I just made you feel a lot better about the state of your own ass. (Hint: Don't Hassel the Hoff!)
Several readers complained about the "political nature" of some of my recent posts, here and here. Hel-lo! Trying to crawl out of the gutter here, people! Give me a hand up instead of a push down, will ya?
Anyway, to help get the offensive taste of erudition out of your mouth, I decided to offer up a buffet of completely fluffy, flabby and very likely surgically enhanced titillation today. I present to you, courtesy of The New York Daily Times, a gallery of photos of celebrities taking their sheepish bodies to the beach. You think YOU look bad in a bathing suit? You won't after you peruse this smorgasbord of fleshy disasters. Please get your fill of Quentin Tarantino's arse and Judge Judy's midriff, because tomorrow I'm going to be writing about Noam Chomsky, world's most BORING intellectual. I might be kidding, but you won't know that till tomorrow, so for today, boobs. And Rod Stewart in a Speedo. Click here and enjoy.
Editor's note: Several readers also complained about the "missing" link, above. All fixed now, thanks for kvetching!