|HANG ON TO THIS PHOTO OF JUSTIN BIEBER |
wearing clothing. It's going to be very rare some day.
Photo: Joe Bielawa/Flickr
On Monday, Biebs put his baby abs on full frontal display, walking through security at Poland's Lodz airport naked from the waist up, despite the minus 10 temps. The sight of so much barenaked Bieberness startled airport officials, including a spokeswoman who tattled, "He's quite skinny so I assume he was freezing." (Bitch!)
No sooner had the lad got home but he got into a scuffle with a neighbour who complained about Biebs' reckless behaviour. According to TMZ, Biebs was peeling through the streets at more than 100 mph (at the WTF hour of 9 a.m.). The neighbour griped to Biebs about it and, well that was it. Biebs simply could not control his overflowing testosterone, a fight erupted, and next thing you know, he's being investigated for battery and making threats. And possibly for being just too damn much man for his own body to handle.
Editor's note: I sympathize. I struggle with the same problem.
My note: Well see that you keep struggling. Because if you try that shirtless crap here in front of me I'm going to have you neutered.
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