|JANUARY JONES, A.K.A. SAINT JANUARY,|
is reportedly showing Miley Cyrus's betrothed
what he'll be missing should he decide to stay
with his lesbian hillbilly girlfriend. Nice of her...
So Miley Cyrus’s fiancé Liam Hemsworth, 23, to whom she refers to as her "husband" because guys LOVE IT when you do that, is probably cheating on her because everyone says he is and also, why wouldn’t he be?
The alleged incident happened after the Oscar party on Sunday when Liam and a harlot were seen flirting heavily and then leaving in the same car. (A car in which Miley Cyrus was not present. I'm just sayin'.)
The alleged harlot is Mad Men star January Jones, 35. Who is a single mother with a "fast" reputation and also, ew, she ate her own placenta. Not even kidding.
Well I don’t know much about you, Liam Hemsworth, but this seems like a kind of lateral move…