Tuesday, 19 March 2013

OH LOOK. A STORM! THIS IS JUST FRIGGIN' AMAZEBALLS!

The plows come out in scenic Brampton, Ontario, as yet another storm bears down.

Normally I would be looking out the window at this crap and saying "THE HELL? Another storm? Go away! Don't you get it? Winter is over!" 
But since I booked my trip to Bermuda I find all of this very jolly and festive. Because nothing makes you appreciate the money you probably shouldn't have spent on a trip like a goddawful winter storm. I'm like: "Well look at these roads! What a mess! Oooooh, now it's freezing rain! Fantastic! Hahahaaahhaaaa!"
Sorry. Gloating is very unattractive. I'll stop now.

NO WAIT, I WON'T, BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? BERMUDA HAS PINK SAND AND BEACHES AND PALM TREES AND ... Damn. Sorry, sorry.


WOW! Now THAT is who
Aveeno should have cast 
in their "beautiful lady" ad.

EDITOR'S NOTE: In a related aside, I have noticed that Ms. Whorrified's favourite stupid thing to do in inclement weather is get her hair straightened. Because straight hair and humidity go hand in friggin' hand. She will not approve of me sharing this picture with you, so if I go missing within the next day or two, your suspect list should start with her.

MY NOTE: Oooo, my hair looks pretty! They're going to love this look in BERMUDA!