Wednesday, 6 March 2013

PINK PUTS ALL THE OTHER NEW FATHERS TO SHAME

WHAT'S PINK AND HARD AND TATTED  ALL OVER? 
Singer/new mom heats up Miami beach while her 
cunning body double (background) acts as a decoy.
Hey look! It’s a man in a bikini! 
That is so cool! I mean, why shouldn't he? He's like, "Who cares about gender rules, it's 2013! I can wear a boykini if I want to!" 
He's ... it ... oh. Wait. Never mind. 

Editor’s note: Whatevs. She is SO jealous of Pink’s rock-hard abs and boyish hips she can barely think straight.
My note: Fortunately, thinking straight is not a requirement for this blog. In fact it’s an impediment.