Wednesday, 27 March 2013


Sean Penn, Sean Penn's son, Hopper, Whorrified,
If I've told you once, I've ... *sigh* You know what? 
F*ck it. I'm too old for this crap. I just want to
 lie down. I mean look at me. My face has 
turned into a leather purse.  

Photo:Tom Sorensen/Moovieboy Pictures

The good thing about having sons is that you can let them shoulder the load when you start to "mature" and the sheer physical exertion of having to kick the shit out of paparazzi is too much for the ol' bones.
Just ask Sean Penn.

Sean and his 19-year-old son Hopper (who, unless he inherited some mind-blowing acting talent I have heretofore seen no sign of, takes after Pops in all the wrong ways), were caught on camera recently having a run-in with a photographer.
The two are headed into a medical building, no doubt to refill the anger-management meds Hopper had just run out of, when a photographer asks Sean, "How are you doing, man?"
Sean keeps his cool, perhaps having learned a lesson from the last time he went apeshit on a photographer, but little Junior? Oh dear. The youngster goes on a potty-mouthed binge that would make Rihanna blush, plumbing the vast library of slurs and selecting the choicest homophobic and racial insults available. Even the photographer, who is black, is stunned by the vitriol and can only sputter, "Oh word?!?", when you know he really wanted to say, "Why you spoiled little white shit, I'll kick you from here to Haiti!" (But you know how it is. You can never think of the right insult in the heat of the moment.) 

TMZ, God love 'em, has the damning video, in which little Hopper's excuse that he was "accosted" is laid bare. I would warn you that the video contains "offensive language," but if you read this blog with any regularity you're way past that anyway. CLICK HERE to watch Sean Penn's son audition for a damn good thrashing.