Wednesday, 17 April 2013


Just Amanda Bynes "sucking on a 
Sour Patch Kid, getting ready to go out" 
and play with the undead.

Okay, Amanda Bynes. You can stop joking around now.
No really, stop it.
Jesus Christ, kid, will you stop it? You're scaring me!

I don't know what is going on with the hot mess that used to be normal little Amanda Bynes but I would guess it has a lot to do with drugs that make your face bloat and your brain wither. (Which would be almost any drug. Except my personal favourite, the birth control pill. That one is A-okay and if anyone ever tries to take it off the market I will have my unwanted litter on their doorstep to teach them a lesson.)

Anyway, in the brief half hour that her career flamed bright, poor Amanda managed to amass just enough money to completely destroy herself. She is now a grotesque, hair extension-wearing, Sour Patch Kid-sucking, selfie-tweeting loon who needs help.  
Won't someone help her please? Like her PARENTS, maybe? 
Because I don't know how anyone, let alone the people who raised her, could watch this video she tweeted to the whole world and not conclude: "Right. Fetch me a large net, a tranquilizer dart and a bag of Sour Patch Kids. I'm goin' in."

EDITOR'S NOTE: I notice Amanda says this is a video of her "getting ready to go out." Where the hell would she go out looking like that?
MY NOTE: I'm not saying there is any connection but I know for a fact that Octomom was having a Botox party at her house that night.