Thursday, 4 April 2013

BEYONCE POPS THE LID OFF HER BIG MYSTERY TEASE

BEYONCE'S MYSTERY REVEALED
And I was wrong about most of it. 
Except the sex part. And the robo-hand.





Queen Bey’s big tease has been revealed. And it’s a Pepsi ad. Totally didn’t see that one coming.

You may remember Bey released a seconds-long teaser video yesterday that had everyone me  wondering what it could be about.

And as it turns out, my guess that it would be either a new single, a new video or Beyonce’s announcement that she is pregnant with the baby Jesus only this time the baby Jesus is a girl, was wrong not quite right.


In my defence, how could I have possibly guessed that it would be a Pepsi commercial in which Beyonce meets up with past incarnations of herself (Bootylicious Bey, Crazy in Love Bey, Single Ladies Bey) and has naughty, sex kittenish dance-fights with them that make you realize A) how fantastic it is to be Beyonce’s legs and B) holy crap, is THAT what I’ll look like if I drink Pepsi? Editor! Get me a friggin’ Pepsi!

 
EDITOR'S NOTE: In a moment, busy with some paperwork. *presses pause, rewind, replay* I think I love that robo-hand even more now that I realize it's probably made of pop cans.
WATCH THE NEW PEPSI AD HERE  and be sure to have a fan handy. And a cigarette, for afterwards.