|BEYONCE WHIPS THE CROATIAN CROWD TO A FRENZY|
with a demure little see-through number made of lace. Oh, and nipple buttons. Of course.
Ahem, so anyway, I wouldn't have thought Beyonce would be the type to go all madonna-whore on us, but my God, woman. Since you've had that baby and launched your world tour it's been nothing but nipple bodysuits, nipple buttons, nipples this, nipples that! What next? Are you gonna put a (nipple) ring on it?
EDITOR'S NOTE: How is this a problem?
Related: An earnest disciple who really does his research sent me this link to an extremely tasteful line of clothing one could wear anywhere that breasts-on-the-outside-of-your-clothing are allowed. (A special place awaits you in heaven, my son.) Click here to see nothing but nipples, nipples and more nipples. Ah-ah! Not you, Beyonce.