Thursday, 4 April 2013

BRITNEY DISSES ANNETTE FUNICELLO. HELLO, NEW LOW

OH Y'ALL KNOW I DIN'T MEAN IT!
 I love Annette Funne ... Furni ... what
did you say her name was again?
Photo/CreStock 





If anybody out there is wondering why Britney Spears' career is on life-support, you have only to listen to her answer today when asked what she thought of fellow Mouseketeer Annette Funicello's passing. 

And of course, granted, that's a tough question. A real brain-cramper. So you can practically hear the dial tone humming between her ears in the seconds before her anvil-sharp brain seizes on a suitable answer: "I think that's great!" she chirps.  

The hell? Surely she didn't hear the question? (Little voice in my head wrings its hands and murmurs: "But ... but then shouldn't she have just said 'Pardon?' ")  
See that's your biggest problem, little voice. Always has been. You think too much! You'll never achieve Britney-calibre stardom by doing that!
Click here to watch a TMZ video of Britney being as daft as a meth-addicted ruminant when asked probably the easiest question she'll ever face. Aside from "Want tater salad with that?"

EDITOR'S NOTE: And to think Ryan Gosling once played spin the bottle with this twet. I simply cannot forgive him.
MY NOTE: I can. I can forgive him anything. 

Well that's just gross. So click here for a story that gives Annette Funicello the respect she deserves.