|A SERIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED GWYNNIE,|
looking like she drinks Botox smoothies for breakfast.
(But of course she doesn't. Because they
make her look CRAZY!)
And while I would normally rather eat a steroid-riddled T-bone steak with a side of pesticide salad than read an article about Gwynnie, I must say this one piques my interest because she
To wit, she tried Botox and didn't like it because it made her look "crazy like Joan Rivers."
Oh, snap. Joan Rivers versus Saint Gwyneth of the Blessed Breast-Fed Ninnies? BRING! IT! ON!
EDITOR'S NOTE: I didn't know that you can get organic Botox.
MY NOTE: You can't. But let's not tell her.