|A RARE PHOTO OF BARBIE WITHOUT MAKEUP|
See ladies? EVERYBODY needs help sometimes.
We women do not need to beat up on ourselves, there are enough other people out there just waiting for a chance to do that. And if you still need a little esteem boost, try this beauty tip. Because here at Whorrified, we strive to make every woman feel wonderful about herself. (Except for Rihanna. And Kendra Wilkinson. And Miley Cyrus. And . . . well I have to stop now because my typing fingers are cramping up.)
Now for that tip. According to youbeauty.com, if you massage an ice cube all over your face before you go to bed it will put the chill on ugly by "keeping fat cells, acne and wrinkles away."
I find this totally believable. I tried it last night, altering the advice slightly by inserting the ice cube directly into a large tumbler of vodka and cranberry, and I must say I felt FABULOUS afterwards! I plan to do this one nightly.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Well it certainly sounds more pleasant than that vampire facial thing Kim Kardashian did because she was running out of ways to spend her money.