Wednesday, 24 April 2013

KHLOE KARDASHIAN WILLINGLY FIRED FROM X-FACTOR

CAN YOU BE FIRED FOR BEING TOO BUSY? 
Don't ask Khloe Kardashian. Because she 
was not fired from X-Factor, she left voluntarily, 
of her mother's own free will.

Photo: Toglenn




So in case ones or twos of you were wondering the real reason Khloe Kardashian will not be returning as host of X-Factor, the official word is she was not, repeat NOT, fired. She's just too busy. 

This according to her mother, Kris Jenner, who selflessly took time out of her own busy schedule to barge into her daughter's business and supply this completely believable answer to the media.

Because of course Khloe could not be trusted to supply a completely believable answer on her own. On account of she's "too busy" crying about being fired from X-Factor and trying to coax her hatefully stubborn womb into yielding an egg or two.
Khloe: *raises clenched fist at the heavens* "Just one friggin egg, is all I'm asking! Kourtney has two brats, Kim's as big as a kibbutz, Mommy Dearest has so many kids she's practically a puppy mill, and you can't give me ONE GODDAM EGG?"

EDITOR'S NOTE: So did her womb quit or was it fired?
KRIS JENNER'S NOTE: Khloe's womb did not quit, it's on sabbatical.