Friday, 5 April 2013

KIM KARDASHIAN IS SO NOT DOING THIS FOR THE MONEY

AND HERE'S KIM KARDASHIAN, SHOPPING
Always shopping. You'd think that with all the 
shopping she does she'd be able to find some 
maternity gear that doesn't make her 
look like she has grown udders.

A very mean report on New York Post's Page Six suggests pregnant Kim Kardashian is deliberately making herself look like a Guernsey because she's hoping to bag a big Weight Watchers contract like pregnant Jessica Simpson did when she turned into a Guernsey. 

Which is just nonsense, because when have we ever known Kim ... or her mother, Svengali Kris Jenner ... to be motivated by money? I mean it's ludicrous. Besides, as a woman I can vouch for the fact that those outfits Kim wears are EXACTLY the kind of flattering maternity garb any woman would choose if she were in the public eye 24/7 and trying to look like she was 140 pounds as she claims and not 200 pounds as the tabloids insist.  

Seriously. That yellow leather and Spanx number? That's hot! Kate Middleton would totally wear that if it came in her size. Kate Middleton would also wear this fetching medieval milkmaid outfit. Because she WANTS to get on Queen Elizabeth's bad side, it's more fun that way and nothing bad ever happens to people who get on Queen Elizabeth's bad side. And, marvelous, I'm ranting now. Somebody stop me. I'm going off on a tangent that can only end with me being pilloried in Buckingham Palace. Or Kastle Kardashian . . . while wearing this.