|AND HERE'S KIM KARDASHIAN, SHOPPING |
Always shopping. You'd think that with all the
shopping she does she'd be able to find some
maternity gear that doesn't make her
look like she has grown udders.
Which is just nonsense, because when have we ever known Kim ... or her mother,
Seriously. That yellow leather and Spanx number? That's hot! Kate Middleton would totally wear that if it came in her size. Kate Middleton would also wear this fetching medieval milkmaid outfit. Because she WANTS to get on Queen Elizabeth's bad side, it's more fun that way and nothing bad ever happens to people who get on Queen Elizabeth's bad side. And, marvelous, I'm ranting now. Somebody stop me. I'm going off on a tangent that can only end with me being pilloried in Buckingham Palace. Or Kastle Kardashian . . . while wearing this.