|ROLLING STONE, APRIL 2013 EDITION |
JON'S HAMM DOESN'T THINK YOU GRASP
the weightiness of this situation. You know: the
overendowment situation. Wienergate. The elephant
in the room. God, I can't stop myself ...
Oh you think I'm kidding? Jon Hamm's Wang has its own Tumblr site, where pics of JH's W seen in sharp relief against his trousers tell the story he doesn't want anyone to know.
Hamm tells this month's edition of Rolling Stone he's tired of people cracking jokes about his penis.
"They're called 'privates' for a reason," he says. "I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal."
So you can almost feel sorry for the guy. Except that if he really wants us to stop noticing his love weasel, he should start wearing underwear. And maybe change his last name.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I find all of this wienie talk extremely prurient and unseemly. Bigger is not always better, people!
MY NOTE: Uh-oh ...