Tuesday, 16 April 2013

MEL C NEEDS TO SHUT UP ABOUT BECKS' UNDERPANTIES

David Beckham, Becks, Beckham underwear, Whorrified,
HELLO MEL, IT'S ME, DAVIE BOY
Mel C has a terrible, terrible problem. Unlike normal women, she finds it almost unbearable to gaze upon pictures of David Beckham in his underpants. 

Which makes life very difficult for her, I’m sure, because those pictures are everywhere. Such as right here. And also here. Oops, Mel C, don’t click on THIS, whatever you do!

Mel C, Spice Girls,Yes the singer formerly known as Sporty Spice tells the UK Daily Mail that she can’t look at these images without squirming because she’s friends with the stick figure formerly known as Posh, who is sleeping with Becks. (Okay fine, she’s married to him. But we only care about that first part.) Mel C doesn’t say it but the message is clear: “It’s creepy getting turned on by your friend’s husband’s junk.” 

So it is very obvious what needs to happen here. Mel C needs to stop complaining and end that pesky friendship with Posh. Because nothing is worth giving up enjoyment of full frontal Becks for.


Must not look.
Must not look!
MUST! NOT! LOOK!