Wednesday, 10 April 2013

WAITRESS INSERTS BOOBS BETWEEN CHRIS AND RIHANNA

"Evidence of an epic night!!! #wokeupinmyTomFordes" 
If you ask me it is also evidence  of extreme flexibility. 
(Could YOU take this picture of yourself?) 
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Rihanna and Chris Brown are officially off again and this time they really mean it. Rihanna is furious because Chris went out to a bar without her and ordered a martini with a busty-waitress chaser.  

Chris was photographed partying and holding hands with one of his fav "servers," Playhouse nightclub's Keisha Kimball (is it just me or does that sound like a porno name?), except haha, the joke's on him, because although Keisha says she's happy to accept the "big tips" he typically leaves, she doesn't date black guys.

"That's not a racist thing or anything," she hastens to explain, proving in one sentence why she is exactly the type that would attract Chris Brown like a moth to a not-overly-bright flame. 

Rihanna is handling the breakup in her usual fashion, by throwing herself headlong into butt sex Instagram therapy, posting this pic of her leg after a night of hard-core abstinence and celibacy, with the caption: "Evidence of an epic night!!! #wokeupinmyTomFordes"  
Uh-oh. That picture of Rihanna's leg is totally going to make my leg jealous. Jesus. I'm going to have to stop letting it read this blog!



EDITOR'S NOTE: Harrumph! Keisha Kimball is not a porn star (yet), she's a model! Musclemag, Hooters magazine, centrefolds . . . all kinds of top-drawer stuff!
MY NOTE: Well I'm sure Chris will be able to bring that "tasteful" element her career lacks.