Sunday, 28 April 2013

MORE PROOF THAT MILEY CYRUS IS NOT FLAT-CHESTED

MILEY UNLEASHES THE GIRLS AGAIN, THIS TIME ON THE U.K. 
No word yet on where they'll strike next. Tittybong, Australia, maybe?  

 
Any day now, I'm sure, Miley Cyrus's boobs are gonna come in and she'll get over this insatiable need to flash the near-invisible hillocks that are their precursors. 
But until then, folks, you're going to have to put up with a lot more of this overcompensating on the part of Billy Ray's young 'un. 

For the second time in months, Miley appears on a magazine cover flashing full fried-egg sideboob. 
What do you mean, where? Right there. There! Look! Right under her necklace. The shadows? 

Yeah I know it's probably totally airbrushed, but the point is: shocking! Right? Absolutely shocking. (Look just act shocked, okay? She'll get over this phase a lot faster that way.)

EDITOR'S NOTE: Is it my imagination or are those things getting smaller by the day?
MY NOTE: Great. You've just doomed us to another three months of sideboob.