|ZAC EFRON WITH A |
And is it just me or is there something
very Brokeback Mountain about the way
Zac is stroking that surfboard?
Just save yourself some time and pour your martini, light your cigarette and get naked BEFORE you click on this link from socialitelife.com. Because this guy will make you feel like a woman. Even if you're a man.
Or he might just make you laugh. I don't know, it depends on how you feel about effeminate, gender-confused boy-creatures who wear false eyelashes. (What? Those are his real eyelashes? That makes it so much better!)
And if, after watching this GIF-tastic orgy of Efronisms, you are aflame and feel you just have to see Zac Efron in the flesh, you should get a job at a dildo store. He friggin' loves those places ... and not because he's gay. Strictly for research purposes.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Geez that was weird. Are you smoking the pot?
MY NOTE: And yet you are still clicking on those GIFs. Ooooh, that one! The one where he's crying. That's got "screen saver" written all over it.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Way ahead of you.