Tuesday, 23 April 2013


And I must say, even I wouldn't have 
known who this was if I had pulled 
her over. The Reese Witherspoon
 I know is blond as butter! 

Have you noticed that I have been studiously ignoring Reese Witherspoon's shocking drunken outburst and subsequent arrest last weekend?

That's because I disapprove of the drink and all of the lewd behaviours it precipitates. My stand on hard liquor is fairly well known. Just ask any of my friends at the Brampton police headquarters.

However, this pesky story is turning out to have what is known as "legs."
So I guess I'm going to have to report the latest in the ongoing debacle that is Reese Witherspoon Got Drunk and Made an Arse of Herself

For those of you who don't make celebrity gossip the tethering point of their entire life, I'm sorry. Let me bring you up to speed. Reese, whose biggest scandal to date was saying "FUDGE!" when she stubbed her toe, got pissed to the eyeballs on the weekend and harangued a police officer who pulled her car over.
"Do you know my name?" she shrieked. (I mean really. Would Angelina Jolie have to ask?) "You're about to find out who I am!"

The police officer not only failed to fall on his unworthy knees but also followed this failure up with shackles. Three whole days later, this scandal shows no sign of easing up. Reese, who has a movie to promote, has since cancelled appearances on Jimmy Fallon, Good Morning America and more. Because although these people DO know who she is, she doesn't want to talk to them right now.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I don't know what the hell Reese was drinking the night she took her career down, but I hope it was worth it.