Tuesday, 30 April 2013

RIHANNA HAS EXCELLENT TASTE IN MYSTERY MEN

MYSTERY MAN JUSTIN LABOY BRAZENLY 
CUTS CHRIS BROWN'S GRASS
Wow. Doesn't he remember what happened to Drake 
when he tried that
Twitter

I know I talk about Rihanna and Chris Brown a lot, but I'm telling you, those two are my Brokeback Mountain. I just don't know how to quit them.

They are insanely, irresistibly, addictively entertaining. If these two were cocaine, by God, I'd be snorting them 24-7. 

In the latest powdery instalment, photos have surfaced of Rihanna at a club, kissing and being kissed by a mysterious hottie by the name of Justin Laboy. (And if that's his real name, then I am a 29-year-old natural blond virgin. In other words, that's his real name.)

But back to the photos. Laboy tweeted them for Chris Brown the world to see and the world responded by saying, "Holy shit! That cat is adorable! And he didn't end the evening by punching Rihanna in the mouth so as far as we're concerned, he's a keeper!"

Chris Brown, on the other hand, responded by unfollowing Rihanna on his Twitter account and adding his ex-girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, back on. (You know, in my day, we'd just pout. But we didn't have Twitter back then. Or telephones, or television, or even electricity, come to think of it.) So anyway, this means Chris Brown and Rihanna are, like, totally OVER. Again. For now.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Oh who gives a flying fuck about Chris Brown? What I want to know is, who the hell is Justin Laboy? My goodness! He is adorable! Where did he come from? Who's his daddy? I want to bear his children!
MY NOTE: Geez you're weird.