Thursday, 25 April 2013

TINY SLAPS BACK AT HATERS, GETS THE LAST OINK

RAPPER T.I. IS STUCK ON TINY 
LIKE A FLY ON MANURE
(Which is sweet and lovely and admirable 
but for the love of KMart, could he not have 
talked her out of wearing those pants?)
Photo/CreStock





 
I never, never, NEVER thought I would say this, but rapper T.I.'s teeny Tiny trampy little wife is slowly winning me over. 

She has trashy taste in clothes, she's (how can I put this delicately) hardly a classic beauty and she seems to have her makeup gun permanently set on "whore." For years, T.I. has been taking a ribbing for sticking with a "ghetto" chick when he could have married almost anyone. But, by God, his little black Snooki has charm

Take her response to the latest of many vicious Twitter bashings in which people tell her she looks like Miss Piggy, a cruel attack provoked by nothing more than jealousy ... and the fact that she does, indeed, look like Miss Piggy.
Tiny's retort? "That's a compliment!"

"Miss Piggy was a bad bissh!" she tweeted. "She kept a nicca (Kermit) crazy bout her and was dripping with diamonds and $! Check! I did that!"

This is the kind of chutzpah the phrase "Oh, snap!" was made for. Goddamit, Tiny, you rock. No wonder T.I. is crazy bout you. Click here to see a picture of Miss Piggy, Tiny and her sassy oink tweet. 

EDITOR'S NOTE: Okay, I clicked. So is it just me or does that picture of Tiny look like a mugshot?
MISS PIGGY'S NOTE: It is a mugshot. She was charged with impersonating moi.